Hand Relief

Seriously, who in the Aveda marketing department came up with that one? It always makes me smile, as I go to relieve my dry hands.

Talking of which, I had about a 3 or 4 minute orgasm the other night. Probably the longest ever. Not sure if it was one long one, or several, it came in waves, pardon the pun.

That doesn't sound long, but you try it! Mine typically only last about 5 to 10 seconds usually.

Been experiencing a lot of heat in my cooch recently. Serious energy manifestations.

Oh boy do I need to get laid soon!

I am having said cooch tattooed on Saturday. See a few posts below for what the design is. I was chickening out a little, having an attack of nerves about the permanence of marking my own most private part in such a way, but then, one of my friends suggested yesterday that the part of me that was doing the freaking out was the part that was still scared of what Mother would say. I think that did the trick.

I got a pen out last night, and drew on myself, as best I could and I think it will look pretty crazy!

That reminds me, go see Date Night with Tina Fey and Steve Carrell, I haven't laughed so much in forever.
Spoiler alert! Wait for the end credits to roll, with the out takes, when she says "ok, now I'm going to go home and look at my vagina with a hand mirror". Jesus, me and my gf could hardly walk out of the theater we were laughing so hard. I guess we all do it.