I got to ride in the elevator with my sexy UPS guy today. (Oh, come on, small things make me happy sometimes.. That's about the closest I've come to any fun of the sexy kind in forever. At least now I have the real visual for that particular fantasy!)
I'm sort of glad there was somebody else in there with us, or I might not have been responsible for my actions. I know where that stop button is located. ;-)
Slowly sorting my life out after the wallet incident. I bought a new wallet today, and my bus pass for the month is now functional, so no more scrambling for change.
Honestly, motherfuckers, if you EVER find a wallet on the street, at least make sure the person gets their other stuff back, even if you decide to keep the damn cash! Ok??? Have some compassion in the midst of your dishonesty, as really, it's unbearably fucking inconvenient and expensive to replace stuff... Especially greencards.
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