Our contribution to the Penis Museum

Don't even ask how I stumbled on the Icelandic Penis Museum, also known as the Icelandic Phallological Museum.
Just accept the fact that I found it and let's leave it at that.

Don't believe me? Check it out here: Penis Museum.

And after extensive research into this worthwhile project, Brad and I want to make an important announcement. After much thought and soul-searching, we've both decided to make our own contribution to their collection. That's right. Being the charitable individuals Brad and I are, we want to offer our own dicks to their collection. 

Yes, you heard that right. It was a difficult decision, but we feel it's the right one.

It's been an important goal of ours to have a positive impact in our world. We want to do more than just go to school, go to work, go out to movies, go out to eat, day in and day out. We really want to have an impact in the world.

According to their website, they have more than 250 penises and penile parts, including 4 specimens belonging to Homo Sapiens. The purpose of the museum is to "...undertake serious study into the field of phallology in an organized, scientific fashion."

I know. It's a sacrifice for both of us, but we really want to make an important contribution to the world of science. We've spent a great deal of time and thought on this, in addition to talking to family and friends and finally decided this is a way for us to help make the world a better place.

So both of us are offering them our dicks. We're not looking for any praise or recognition. This is a purely selfless act of love and concern for the advancement of science and humankind.

You see, we currently have 2 cans of Spotted Dick just sitting in our kitchen pantry and we have no plans for these specimens, so we are packaging and shipping our dicks to the museum. We're hoping our dick contribution will help them as they advance their study of phallolgy.

Why the cans of Spotted Dick instead of the real thing? Well, to be honest, the research we did into a penectomy just sounded, well, too painful. So we're donating our Spotted Dick instead.

We are also becoming honorary ambassadors of the Penis Museum and would like to encourage all males reading this to at least consider making their own contribution to this very worthwhile scientific cause. The field of phallology will be stimulated beyond belief. And the "output" for humankind will be great. So we call on all males to cum come to this worthwhile cause and donate all the dick you can. Thank you.