"His name was in a US database of about 550,000 suspected terrorists, ..." Don't mean to politicize this blog, but, what the fuck? 550,000 suspected terrorists? Is our government UTTERLY paranoid? That is over half a million people that the government suspects of terrorism, folks. If our govt was a person, they would be on serious meds for that.
I pulled that from a BBC article on the dude that almost blew up the plane on Christmas Day. They had him on that list, but still let him on the plane with a 'device', when I can't even get on a plane with my shampoo.
Anyway, where was I? Ah, yes. Porn. I bought a porn dvd the other day. Don't ask me why. I never have before, but.. Sometimes it's just fun, isn't it? I think the last time I bought any porn I was about 22.
One question, why are all the guys in porn so totally fuck-ugly? And I don't mean that in a good way. Urgh. Can we have some headless porn please? I don't want to see the guy, just the cock. I am not interested in who is fucking who, just the fucking, really, honestly. Aren't most people? I don't want to see all those stupidly exaggerated faces and expressions on some skanky-looking fake blonde, either. Just torsos and moving body parts would be fine.
I like the idea of totally anonymous sex, too, there's something hot about not knowing who you're fucking. That's a fantasy of mine, to fuck a stranger and not see his face at all.
Porn is so god-damned cheesy, too. Can we hire some good writers and actors, say Hugh Jackman, Joaquin Phoenix, or Leo Di Caprio? I heard Leo is particularly 'well hung'. That I could deal with.
I know, I'm sure headless porn is out there somewhere, but I am not in the market for spending hours grazing the porn dvds in my local store, really, being a woman in there alone, I just want to buy and go.
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