Two weeks ago, I blogged about 2 pretties at my favorite Bar & Grill who said that, in the MODERN world, I can't have STANDARDS! Fuck THAT!
I'm gonna start listing standards I have held for many years, married or not. These are NOT based on religious rationales, but rather on what I see as logic and common sense and true intelligent self-preservation! What I see as smart standards to meet before having sex with someone new. I suspect this article's contents will not please many of my fellow HNT bloggers; but compensating for these standards may be one of the reasons I flirt outrageously.
I do not expect to issue a sheet of these standards, but I am writing them here for my own defining of things not verbalized but felt for a long time. It will be handy if anyone I know outside the Internet reads them because they will understand my inner values and outward behavior better; feel free to discuss them with me in private.
STANDARDS
#1. As I told a gorgeous, busty, lusty bartender who worked last year and was hinting very strongly that I could get a blowjob for $50,,, maybe even $25!!! Holy Fellatrice, Batgirl -- I'd love to but it would lead to fucking, and "I don't fuck girls who are fucking other guys!" (I told her that, but I didn't tell her that's probably the major reason I haven't gotten laid in 15 years!!! LOL I was flattered and really hated to tell her that but she had a bf, & I would have felt like I was playing contrary to my standards if I hadn't.) Now, to be fair to my self-representation, my cardiologist of 15 years ago strongly but INCORRECTLY advised me to AVOID intercourse from then on, and I had no health insurance to pay for a second opinion until 3 years ago. Thanks for nothing, Florida VA Dr. Martini!
#2. I gave 2 of my favorites separate copies of my latest STD check last year to prove that I AM CLEAN, DUDETTES! (They didn't return the favor! Even tho I am sure the younger one has been wanting to jump my bones for 2 years! Show me a current med-check to start with, BabyDoll!) I WILL still flirt though & enjoy driving you nuts!
#3. I DO want to fuck a tight pussy again, tho! SO, no more MILFs! FYI, I've been fucking only mothers for the last 35 years (and not many of THEM!) I'll flirt with everyone but when I finally get laid again, I have specific things I want and want to feel! Think Kegels, Ladies! (I've done MINE!)
#4. And I am not gonna just fuck you! I don't just FUCK girls -- I make love with them! SO... I have to love you at least a little bit, first. And I'd really prefer for you to love me, too -- so PLAY me if you have to, but let's make LOVE, Baby!
#5. If you use BC (birth control pills or other), it's so much the better but I had a vasectomy years ago! I may or may not use a condom depending on the sensation & whether or not I trust all the guys you've been fucking while I've been celibate. Last year, I discovered the Trojan Magnums "Thin" condoms! They hug my cock tightly (but not TOO tightly) for a good feel as well as letting my lover see thru to what will be fucking her soon b/c of their transparency!
#6. IF you get pregnant by me, I don't want you aborting MY genetic material out of your body even if we don't get married. (I have been THERE once before by trickery). If you don't support Pro-Life, please prevent conception through means that don't kill fertilized zygotes/embryos, or I don't wanna fuck you. You need to be respectful of life if you're gonna do the deed with me. After all, the act was designed to continue the human species! Avoiding conception IS respectful because it avoids potential abortion which kills a new, little person (sperm & eggs are not persons until fertilized). I suspect a lot of the jerks who mindlessly called returning Vietnam combat vets "Baby-killers," were actually "Pro-Choice" advocates who would have killed their OWN babies for their expedient, social convenience. Hypocrites! The only thing there that I see as comforting is that their genes would not continue on in the larger population's gene pool! I am usually going to use a condom anyway, but I'm just saying....
#7. Even if you lie to deceive me into thinking you haven't had sex with anyone else in at least a month, I want you to excuse yourself from sex with me "for personal reasons." This is your "way out" without having to tell me any details of what those personal reasons are. By sex, I mean ANY type of heterosexual sex act involving mucous membranes or tissue: intercourse, fellatio, anilingus, masturbation of a male, or tongue-kissing with anyone who has performed fellatio recently. If you think I'm starting to move sex forward with you in that instance, it's YOUR job to speak up & say, "Sorry, but for personal reasons, I'm not gonna have sex." Your privacy IS covered since personal reasons could always be something else like your period just starting. Personal reasons are kept to yourself, totally. When in doubt, ALWAYS SAY SOMETHING to me & we can examine it more if you want. BTW, to me, "No!" means "No!" (Unless we make an explicit prior verbal agreement to the contrary for a roleplay.)
#8. If you are engaged or in a serious committed relationship, I want no more than a platonic friendship with you -- and be happy, that IS platonic love! It IS real love and can be very enjoyable, but let's not let it get past flirting that would be suitable in public or the workplace -- no further. You have to be able to tell me truthfully because no one can really read minds even if we'd like to think that. BTW, if I am engaged or in a serious committed relationship, you will know it & these standards apply to me the same way.
#9. Don't tell me how many guys you have in your "count." "Modern" girls seem to think it's more attractive if they are more "experienced," but I see that only as an excuse for their lack of discriminatory self-control and laziness with sex education. Just because you take the Pill, that is not reason enough to fuck an attractive guy. If you think it is, you likely have sex addiction & a problem. Sex addiction is another treatable, but uncontrollable, compulsive behavior problem like alcohol or drug addiction. If you're "a party girl," you likely have those others too. Hedonism is nothing I admire; I see it as a mindless, self-absorbed focus on sensation alone involving next to nothing of intelligence. Pro-Abortion is a logical position for hedonists as a convenient, superficial, rationalized "way out" of the problem their very hedonism has created.
#10. I want intimacy before sex! Intimacy means exposing inner thoughts & vulnerabilities to a friend, not just sharing sexual preferences and genitalia and sensations. It should be done long BEFORE sex occurs because so many people just go to sleep AFTER sex! Seriously!
#11. Don't be jailbait for me!! BE at least 18 & SHOW ME a 21-I.D. so I can provide you alcohol with a free conscience.
#12. Don't be using drugs (except alcohol) within the last 24 hours of our getting together! I'd prefer that you, like me, didn't use drugs at all. Let LOVE be OUR drug! If u R high, u can visit but don't expect sex with me. And do NOT bring drugs over to my place or carry them in my car because I can lose all my military retired pay forever if authorities catch you! (Guilt by association might convict me!)
#13. I hope you don't expect any money just for my providing you with mutual sexual pleasure cuz you're not gonna GET any money--just enjoy the pleasure and intimate time we can have. I have never paid for pussy and I am not about to start now. If times have changed, so be it -- people today need to relearn some of the good old ways predating the instant gratification of Generation Y & "modern" hedonism! I have other ways to deal with things just like YOU do. LOL
I'm not willing "to settle" for less on these issues, not even with the Love of my Life if she ever shows up. She can just be the PLATONIC Love of MY Life! (And no "Drama!")
I'm gonna start listing standards I have held for many years, married or not. These are NOT based on religious rationales, but rather on what I see as logic and common sense and true intelligent self-preservation! What I see as smart standards to meet before having sex with someone new. I suspect this article's contents will not please many of my fellow HNT bloggers; but compensating for these standards may be one of the reasons I flirt outrageously.
I do not expect to issue a sheet of these standards, but I am writing them here for my own defining of things not verbalized but felt for a long time. It will be handy if anyone I know outside the Internet reads them because they will understand my inner values and outward behavior better; feel free to discuss them with me in private.
STANDARDS
#1. As I told a gorgeous, busty, lusty bartender who worked last year and was hinting very strongly that I could get a blowjob for $50,,, maybe even $25!!! Holy Fellatrice, Batgirl -- I'd love to but it would lead to fucking, and "I don't fuck girls who are fucking other guys!" (I told her that, but I didn't tell her that's probably the major reason I haven't gotten laid in 15 years!!! LOL I was flattered and really hated to tell her that but she had a bf, & I would have felt like I was playing contrary to my standards if I hadn't.) Now, to be fair to my self-representation, my cardiologist of 15 years ago strongly but INCORRECTLY advised me to AVOID intercourse from then on, and I had no health insurance to pay for a second opinion until 3 years ago. Thanks for nothing, Florida VA Dr. Martini!
#2. I gave 2 of my favorites separate copies of my latest STD check last year to prove that I AM CLEAN, DUDETTES! (They didn't return the favor! Even tho I am sure the younger one has been wanting to jump my bones for 2 years! Show me a current med-check to start with, BabyDoll!) I WILL still flirt though & enjoy driving you nuts!
#3. I DO want to fuck a tight pussy again, tho! SO, no more MILFs! FYI, I've been fucking only mothers for the last 35 years (and not many of THEM!) I'll flirt with everyone but when I finally get laid again, I have specific things I want and want to feel! Think Kegels, Ladies! (I've done MINE!)
#4. And I am not gonna just fuck you! I don't just FUCK girls -- I make love with them! SO... I have to love you at least a little bit, first. And I'd really prefer for you to love me, too -- so PLAY me if you have to, but let's make LOVE, Baby!
#5. If you use BC (birth control pills or other), it's so much the better but I had a vasectomy years ago! I may or may not use a condom depending on the sensation & whether or not I trust all the guys you've been fucking while I've been celibate. Last year, I discovered the Trojan Magnums "Thin" condoms! They hug my cock tightly (but not TOO tightly) for a good feel as well as letting my lover see thru to what will be fucking her soon b/c of their transparency!
#6. IF you get pregnant by me, I don't want you aborting MY genetic material out of your body even if we don't get married. (I have been THERE once before by trickery). If you don't support Pro-Life, please prevent conception through means that don't kill fertilized zygotes/embryos, or I don't wanna fuck you. You need to be respectful of life if you're gonna do the deed with me. After all, the act was designed to continue the human species! Avoiding conception IS respectful because it avoids potential abortion which kills a new, little person (sperm & eggs are not persons until fertilized). I suspect a lot of the jerks who mindlessly called returning Vietnam combat vets "Baby-killers," were actually "Pro-Choice" advocates who would have killed their OWN babies for their expedient, social convenience. Hypocrites! The only thing there that I see as comforting is that their genes would not continue on in the larger population's gene pool! I am usually going to use a condom anyway, but I'm just saying....
#7. Even if you lie to deceive me into thinking you haven't had sex with anyone else in at least a month, I want you to excuse yourself from sex with me "for personal reasons." This is your "way out" without having to tell me any details of what those personal reasons are. By sex, I mean ANY type of heterosexual sex act involving mucous membranes or tissue: intercourse, fellatio, anilingus, masturbation of a male, or tongue-kissing with anyone who has performed fellatio recently. If you think I'm starting to move sex forward with you in that instance, it's YOUR job to speak up & say, "Sorry, but for personal reasons, I'm not gonna have sex." Your privacy IS covered since personal reasons could always be something else like your period just starting. Personal reasons are kept to yourself, totally. When in doubt, ALWAYS SAY SOMETHING to me & we can examine it more if you want. BTW, to me, "No!" means "No!" (Unless we make an explicit prior verbal agreement to the contrary for a roleplay.)
#8. If you are engaged or in a serious committed relationship, I want no more than a platonic friendship with you -- and be happy, that IS platonic love! It IS real love and can be very enjoyable, but let's not let it get past flirting that would be suitable in public or the workplace -- no further. You have to be able to tell me truthfully because no one can really read minds even if we'd like to think that. BTW, if I am engaged or in a serious committed relationship, you will know it & these standards apply to me the same way.
#9. Don't tell me how many guys you have in your "count." "Modern" girls seem to think it's more attractive if they are more "experienced," but I see that only as an excuse for their lack of discriminatory self-control and laziness with sex education. Just because you take the Pill, that is not reason enough to fuck an attractive guy. If you think it is, you likely have sex addiction & a problem. Sex addiction is another treatable, but uncontrollable, compulsive behavior problem like alcohol or drug addiction. If you're "a party girl," you likely have those others too. Hedonism is nothing I admire; I see it as a mindless, self-absorbed focus on sensation alone involving next to nothing of intelligence. Pro-Abortion is a logical position for hedonists as a convenient, superficial, rationalized "way out" of the problem their very hedonism has created.
#10. I want intimacy before sex! Intimacy means exposing inner thoughts & vulnerabilities to a friend, not just sharing sexual preferences and genitalia and sensations. It should be done long BEFORE sex occurs because so many people just go to sleep AFTER sex! Seriously!
#11. Don't be jailbait for me!! BE at least 18 & SHOW ME a 21-I.D. so I can provide you alcohol with a free conscience.
#12. Don't be using drugs (except alcohol) within the last 24 hours of our getting together! I'd prefer that you, like me, didn't use drugs at all. Let LOVE be OUR drug! If u R high, u can visit but don't expect sex with me. And do NOT bring drugs over to my place or carry them in my car because I can lose all my military retired pay forever if authorities catch you! (Guilt by association might convict me!)
#13. I hope you don't expect any money just for my providing you with mutual sexual pleasure cuz you're not gonna GET any money--just enjoy the pleasure and intimate time we can have. I have never paid for pussy and I am not about to start now. If times have changed, so be it -- people today need to relearn some of the good old ways predating the instant gratification of Generation Y & "modern" hedonism! I have other ways to deal with things just like YOU do. LOL
I'm not willing "to settle" for less on these issues, not even with the Love of my Life if she ever shows up. She can just be the PLATONIC Love of MY Life! (And no "Drama!")
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