Latest Movie :

..........2 Go Away....................Dear Reality TV.........

...........I am tired and wish to never see again;



-A "miraculous" transformation of a perfectly normal woman into a cross between a dollar-fifty hooker and Amanda LePore.....



-Yet another room "zzuzzed up" with the use of neutral tones, a tampon and a throw pillow.....



-A bunch of Genre-Wives acting like the biploar alcoholics they truly are.....



-A bunch of Gays who are only A-List coz you say they are and yet are unheard of outside New York.....



-A group of has-been celebrities attempting to reignite their careers by exposing their addictions...thus cheapening the trials of those who ACTUALLY are trying to beat their addiction.....



-Anything that deals with "exploring" read "sensationalising" the antics of a group of cultural morons - yes I mean Jorsey Shore and K-Town......



-Anything that has Chef Ramsey in it ..... Abusive and foul mouthed with a penchant for swearing at ppl in French and somehow thinking that makes him cool.....



-Anything dealing with a cook-off....I love food television and even *I* am sick of watching "the housewife with no life" make good every time.....



-Any talent show with a 9 yr old child singing "I Will Always Love You".....



-The televising of childrens pageants...... These children have suffered .... that means I don't have to .......



-Anything that allows Far Right Republicans and Far Left Liberals near a microphone.....



-Anything that involves Brady Barr - how is it that some animal hasn't taken him out yet?.....



-That annoying and shocking stereotype of a Joisey Manimal that is the Cake Boss.... Again, why hasn't some mafia guy taken him out?....ok.. that was a bit harsh.... just kneecap his ass.....



That is all................back to your regular programming now.................



There is no talent left in TV...........*sigh*



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