Lessee... Interesting color shift just by hitting the "Negative" filter. It's a quickie without firing up the camera otra vez. BUT, it IS a new pic!
BTW, I lost my virginity yesterday -- on a TANNING BED! What I mean is, I lost my "Tanning Bed virginity" for 15 minutes! Didn't hurt at all. Tomorrow, I'll go back and get it done in Standing Position for 10 more! (I don't think THIS position is in the Kama Sutra!)
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I'm STILL a "Born-Again VIRGIN," NEVER FEAR! LOL! 15 years of virtual celibacy and counting! I advertise that as a challenge as much as is reasonable, but no under-35 girls seem unprejudiced about my extensive years of prior experience due to age! BTW, I WAS popular enough to get elected as my high school Class President -- I just had a mandatory job, no car, and no spare time thanks to my Dad's browbeating! Just as well, most of the girls I know now lost their virginity at 14 or younger (from what they tell me via the round-about way of saying, "I went on B.C. at 14!") If that's supposed to titillate, it's working -- but something's lost as much as something's gained by that!
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I LOVE some 20-somethings, but I'm not sure I want to be the x-hundredth link in the chain coming out of their crotches. I DID get my proof from the Doc that I've been celibate (a Quest Diagnostics printout of last week's clean STD check for everything but Herpes.) They don't check for Herpes anymore cuz no one can tell now where it came from or which got it first, the mouth or the crotch?! Who's ever used a dental dam? In today's youngsters, who ever HEARD of a dental dam? LOL The modern fund of general knowledge is WAY too limited--ever see Jay Leno's "All-Stars?"
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