I just called a local flower shop to get Ex an anonymous red rose. She said that if he asked who sent it, they would tell him. Fuck that. Thanks a bunch. I'm sure he would guess it was from me anyway, but.. I want my right to anonymity, thanks.
Fuck you flower lady, for taking all the fun out of Valentine's Day. (Ok, and maybe some of the bad mischief..)
I might just have to go there myself and drop it off, and sneak away quietly, hoping not to be seen. Might be a bit of an adrenalin overdose though.
Fuck, I'm crazy.
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