The Setting:
Our bedroom
The Time:
Yesterday morning, 5:00 AM
Brad: Matty. Matty, wake up.
Matt: Hmmmm?
Brad: Wake up.
Matt: What?
Brad: Wake up.
Matt: What? What's wrong?
Brad: We need to study.
Matt: Hmmmmm?
Brad: We need to study. You promised last night.
Matt: I did? What time is it?
Brad: Five o'clock.
Matt: Oh God. Let's sleep a little later.
Brad: Come on. Get out of bed.
Matt: Let's cuddle some more.
Brad: Then we won't get any studying done. Come on.
Matt: Yes we will. I promise.
Brad: I'm going in the dining room to get started. Come on.
Matt: I'll be there in a minute.
Brad: Okay. One minute.
Matt: Mmmmmm. Thank you sweetie.
Brad: (5 minutes later, standing by the bed) Matty!
Matt: Hmmmmm? What time is it?
Brad: Are you going to get up?
Matt: (checking under the covers with a sleepy grin) I'm "up." Come see.
Brad: If we study for one hour, we can come back to bed and play.
Matt: But you don't understand. I can't study if I'm horny.
Brad: That's not true. You're always horny and you still study.
Matt: (snickering) That's low.
Brad: But I can't get horny until we get some studying done.
Matt: That's not how it works, sweetie. That's all backwords. Come back to bed.
Brad: {sighing...} Please. Get. Your. Butt. Out. Of. Bed.
Matt: Mmmmmmmm. I like it when you talk like that.
Brad: What are you talking about?
Matt: I like it when you talk about my butt.
Brad: Matthew!
Matt: What?
Brad: You're stalling for time. Will you please come study with me?
Matt: Mmmmmmmm. How can I when you keep talking dirty?
Brad: What?
Matt: First you talk about me being "up," then you talk about my butt, then you talk about coming. How can I study when you keep talking dirty?
Brad: Move over.
Matt: Mmmmmm. Now we have things in the right order.
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